Small Talk

Unread post by **Eric** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:51 pm

Bahahaha!!! What the hell avatar is that Jayson?

Unread post by **Jayson** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:59 pm

I am very angry that you screwed up my scrolling tribute to Vinyl. Now I'll have to start all over...

And to answer your question: It's the earth exploding, duh.

Unread post by **grant** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:01 pm

That wasn't the problem.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:58 pm

I wasn't really mad.

Unread post by **grant** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:00 am

I was talking about why Kevin doesn't have a Rank image in the forum like everyone else.

Unread post by **WAD** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:05 am

Eric what did you want last night around 6:45 I see that you called but I must have missed it.

Unread post by **sean d.g.** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:56 am

Everybody should go on youtube and watch steven colbert's awesome ass speech at the white house press association dinner. the video is in three parts though. I taped it, and we are currently using my roommates digital camera to record it as one whole file. It is awesome, the shit he says six feet away from are disgraceful ass president.

p.s. miss you!

Unread post by **Dan** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:35 pm

Sean! Long time no see! Ill look into that video.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:12 pm

Dan, I need those disgusting lyrics that ben, david, yourself and I made if you have them

Unread post by **Eric** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:05 pm

I was going to ask for Sam's cell number, but you were too late so I just didn't answer when you called back 4 hours later.

Unread post by **WAD** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:20 pm

Sam does not actually have a cell phone, so I would not have been able to help you. Also he had YS concert last night to so he would have been there.

Unread post by **grant** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:36 pm

I watched a chopped up version of his speech and it looked like he bombed, people weren't laughing at his jokes, could have just been the cut I saw though.

The president's routine killed up there though.

I thught they were both pretty funny though.

Good to have you back Sean.

Unread post by **sean d.g.** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:17 pm

It was awesome, he did bomb! Hardly anyone was laughing, that's what makes it so great. He didn't water it down, and he didn't fucking pander to the royalty in the room. Everyone in mainstream media was at that dinner and got their ass handed to them. It was hilarious, and one of the most poignant and boldest instances of political satire I have ever seen.

Unread post by **sean d.g.** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:18 pm

On a much more solemn note, my guitar hero data got erased. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I have to work my way back up to the best song in the world (a.k.a. Godzilla- made famous by blue oyster cult)

Unread post by **grant** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:22 pm

Got to back up your data Sean, vinylband.net learned that the hard way.

Unread post by **WAD** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:16 pm

[b:26wfrlwv]"Jesus Saves and so should you"[/b:26wfrlwv]

Unread post by **Eric** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:27 pm

That's why I wanted the number Wade. Because I saw him for a bit but didn't get to talk to him. Anyway, yeah, that clip was awesome Sean.

On another note, I just hit twice to see if I can make my own paragraphs (which I doubt because I think this forum layout screwed that the last time I tried). Anyway, the point of my new paragraph was story-time at work. I just got a call about 8 minutes ago from some old man. He told me he was looking for a page [b:2n7owh47]magnifier[/b:2n7owh47]. Now, like a good employee, I go to make sure we have some and then relay the good news, "Yes sir, we have a number of them."
Then he says, "What?"
"We have many [b:2n7owh47]magnifying[/b:2n7owh47] lenses for reading."
"I'm not interested in [b:2n7owh47]magnifiers[/b:2n7owh47]! I already have an assortment of them and they just don't do the damn trick."
Getting slightly annoyed with his attitude I say, "Well sir, I don't think I can help you with this problem."
"Don't you have one that I can just set on the paper so I have time to read the damn page?!"
([i:2n7owh47]Ok, what in the fucking christ is wrong with you!?!?! Are you retarded!?! Do you have motor reflex issues and can't move a fucking lens 5 inches down a newspaper page!?!?! Asshat!!![/i:2n7owh47])
"Umm... Well sir, we don't have any ginormous lenses here."
"Ok. Bye."
([i:2n7owh47]Faggity old man. Don't call back with that attitude.[/i:2n7owh47])

Unread post by **grant** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:44 pm

This is a paragraphThis is another paragraph
[code:3sr4kpwd]
<p>This is a paragraph</p
<p>This is another paragraph</p>
[/code:3sr4kpwd]

It appears to be obeying the p (paragraph) tag
And here is a list of all html allowed:
[code:3sr4kpwd]
$_CONF['user_html'] = array (
'p' => array(),
'b' => array(),
'strong' => array(),
'i' => array(),
'img' => array('src' => 1, 'alt' => 1, 'width' => 1, 'height'=> 1),
'a' => array('href' => 1, 'title' => 1, 'rel' => 1),
'em' => array(),
'br' => array(),
'tt' => array(),
'hr' => array(),
'li' => array(),
'ol' => array(),
'ul' => array(),
'code' => array(),
'pre' => array()
);
[/code:3sr4kpwd]

My Grandma used to have a big ass lens,it wasn't page sized though. We used to send ants to hell with that beast.

Unread post by **Eric** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:59 pm

Bahahah, excellent. You show those commie ants what's up.

As for the paragraph thing, I dunno, a couple posts back I had hit enter and it shoved the sentence back up with the original for some reason. Maybe it hadn't loaded yet or something.

Unread post by **grant** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:00 pm

I just enabled the option where new rows are converted to html br tags, when I posted that.

Unread post by **WAD** » Tue May 02, 2006 11:27 am

OK, Story time.
This morning when I got up, I got a call from some girl that lives somewhere in this building wanting me to come down and change a printer cart. I asked her which one she was at. I am at the main one (there are two laser printers there) "ok well use the other one". Well this one (that she was claiming to be out of ink) is nicer, (NNNNOOOO) use the other bye.
The end

Oh I forgot she was giving a speech [b:1qbnubw7]WTF[/b:1qbnubw7]

Unread post by **Dan** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:52 pm

Those videos were hilarious. Bush pretended to laugh for a while, then he just stopped. I kinda felt sorry for him a bit though.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:40 pm

I went golfing this weekend. It rained the whole time. I shot a +38...thing is, we only played the front 9!!!

Unread post by **$KrazyK$** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:50 pm

Well, I finished one final...only two left tomorrow. That means by Thursday morning I'll be outta here, but before I leave town I'm going skiing behind the nice boats! So I should be back in town around dinner time!

Unread post by **grant** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:44 am

[url:1cxde4mv]http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1672871[/url:1cxde4mv]

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:22 pm

Yeah, I saw that one a couple weeks ago and thought of Eric, actually somebody showed me it. Though now we all now why Eric is busy all the fucking time, but yet always on WOW.

Unread post by **Dan** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:53 pm

HOLY FUCK! Hahahaha!

Unread post by **Jayson** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:25 pm

Eric is the one that showed me that!