Small Talk

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:05 pm

Monday's are the worst, of course, because everybody enjoys revelling in their sorrow that it's no longer the weekend. On Tuesdays they will continue the gripe, complaining that they still have most of the week to go, but at least they are past Monday. On Wednesday, its time to comment on how slow the week is going, but on the bright side, half of it is over with now. Thursday is the day for talking about how they wish it were Friday instead of being Thursday. On Friday, everything will be shits and giggles and everyone spends the day shooting firecrackers out of their ass. The clouds of their gloomy life have parted, and now little cherubs flutter in the sunlight, guiding them into the weekend. Saturday will consist of squabbling with their spouse, chasing around their ADD kids, and powerwashing their deck. On Sunday, they will lay in bed, paralyzed with depression because they have to go to work the next day. Then it's back to work on Monday, to start compiling an Excel spreadsheet on the pros and cons of shooting themselves with a shotgun.

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:08 pm

Everyone create some small talk and keep this thread going. Hopefully we'll create for ourselves a hilarious "frankenthread" that shall be used for future reminices.

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:28 am

ever since I came up with the name 'Jimmy Stringbean and the Skinnes' I've wanted to use it somewhere. Doesn't 'Jimmy Stringbean and the Skinnies VS. The Meanest Man on Mars' scream boffo boxoffice?

I like all days of the week.

Kung Fu Hustle come out on DVD this tuesday! don't let it pass you by!

Unread post by **Dan** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:23 pm

Fuck you Ben.

Unread post by **Eric** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:50 pm

Craig, Dan, and I are going to get some copies of Kung Fu Hustle today. It'll be sweet.

I found a way to get their cable modem to work today. Craig had been leeching off the neighbors' wireless, but they put on a password the other day (fucking bitches). So I finally have internet access out here.

Unread post by **Dan** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:06 pm

How is it over there in CO?

Unread post by **Eric** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:43 pm

It is lame as hell. Seriously.... why would I ever leave Sioux City?... God... This sucks...

Unread post by **Dan** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 am

I think Grant said Boulder sucks, so I was just curious.

Unread post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:10 pm

It's not too bad, not too great.

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:32 pm

How did this page switch to "Eric's trip to CO"? I was thinling that it was suppose to be about "Small talk".

Unread post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:40 pm

It's still small talk fool. Anything unimportant is small talk.

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:51 am

what did you think of Kung Fu Hustle?

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:58 am

Oh, tell Marquesse to get me back Spies. His brother was gonna find it for me but he said he doesn't know where it is. I still have Cannibal the Musical of his, I'll probably just give it to Jason.

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:31 am

Kung Fu Hustle was awesome - though I wish it was longer. I can't tell Dan to do shit for you since I'm already gone from there. I'll call him, hope he answers the phone, and tell him to mail it or something.

Unread post by **WAD** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:01 pm

Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Fu hustle when are we going to get a new fucking comic? I would assume that David has been working his ass off on them, but then I could be wrong. (Most likily wrong I have a feeling though) Other then that I now know CPR, and acted like I was on "Drugs" today. Not doing anything on saturday so if somebody fells up to do something please call.

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:55 pm

You're killing this thread with your bad vibes Wade. Get the fuck out of here!

Unread post by **Eric** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:41 pm

[QUOTE BY= Ben Stewart] You're killing this thread with your bad vibes Wade. Get the fuck out of here! [/QUOTE]

Agreed.

Unread post by **Dan** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:59 am

Lay off the smack Wade....actually we might watch Kung Fu Hustle on Saturday if you are interested at all.

Unread post by **WAD** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:36 pm

Sounds like fun, let me know if you are planing to watch it.

Unread post by **grant** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:51 pm

CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:35 am

CAN'T SEE THE PICTURE!!!!!11111!!!!

Unread post by **Eric** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:49 am

http://rusjack.basementfire.com/morning ... omics.html

Go there and read some of those comics if you want something new to talk about.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/ima ... -glory.gif

Saw this one on Something Awful... it's what called my attention in the first place.

*edit* Okay, holy shit! I just read some of them. Don't go to the first link unless you're uber hard-core. The second one isn't as bad. In fact, it's probably the most tame one...

Unread post by **Dan** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:18 pm

Uber Hardcore? Translate that out of geekspeak please Im too lazy to figure out what you mean for myself.

Sorry Wade, we didnt watch Kung Fu Hustle. When does school start for you?

Unread post by **Eric** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:04 pm

I mean unless you can stomach this dude telling his kids to suck him off or face a beating, then don't read all of them. Just the one I posted. In one of them, this guy straight up kills his wife for a laugh because she didn't get dinner done in time.... and uber hard-core isn't geekspeak. Uber is a real word as is hard-core. Look it up, fool.

Unread post by **grant** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:44 pm

fixed

Unread post by **WAD** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:45 pm

Dan, school does not start for awhile, something like the 30 th but I am here no less(my RA job). So if you ever get bored I will send you my phone numbers.

Unread post by **Ben Stewart** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:09 am

G, how's Chicago?

Unread post by **grant** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:11 am

I'm in sioux city again, but it was good thanks for asking.

Unread post by **Eric** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:17 am

B, use the link in my signature. You'll love it.

Unread post by **Dan** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:31 pm

Thats funny, according to dictionary.com, uber doesnt exist. And dont give me any, "its a different language", BS, cause I dont care, its still geekspeak.