Small Talk

Unread post by **Jayson** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:09 am

Probably one of the 8,000 teenage moms in the 712 area code wondering what crappy gift to give their son for Easter. But don't be fooled, she's sending you a picture because she wants a reply so she can try to hook up with you. Soon enough you'll be getting baby pictures and baby stories and then pictures that she took of herself. After a while she'll want to meet you to casually talk about her sex problems and hope you make a move on her. When that doesn't work, she'll let you know you make a good father figure and hope you make a move on her. If all else fails she'll just start advancing at an inappropriate moment. When you show no interest she will call you an asshole, cry, make it public on a MySpace blog, gorge herself at McDonald's, and then start the cycle again from the very beginning after she gains 5 pounds. However, at some point during the second or third cycle, she will invite you to meet with her and her attractive friend (you'll get some pictures). Now, you may be tempted to go meet this attractive girl, but know this: her attractive friend has a boyfriend who does and deals drugs. It's alright, she'll cheat on him -no problem. But she'll have tattoos all over her tits and shit and I just don't think that's your type of girl.

Unread post by **grant** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:50 am

[quote:e835bewd][u:e835bewd]Quote by: Jayson[/u:e835bewd]But she'll have tattoos all over her tits and shit and I just don't think that's your type of girl.[/p][/quote:e835bewd]

I just put the number into a bunch of shady [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=reverse+phone:e835bewd]reverse phone[/url:e835bewd] lookup sites.

That will teach her to send me expensive picture messages.

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Speaking of crazy/random things I guess the Facebook people are making FaceBook Chat, it kinda looks alot like google chat

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:18 am

[quote:2b5ezj8k][u:2b5ezj8k]Quote by: Jayson[/u:2b5ezj8k][p]Probably one of the 8,000 teenage moms in the 712 area code wondering what crappy gift to give their son for Easter. But don't be fooled, she's sending you a picture because she wants a reply so she can try to hook up with you. Soon enough you'll be getting baby pictures and baby stories and then pictures that she took of herself. After a while she'll want to meet you to casually talk about her sex problems and hope you make a move on her. When that doesn't work, she'll let you know you make a good father figure and hope you make a move on her. If all else fails she'll just start advancing at an inappropriate moment. When you show no interest she will call you an asshole, cry, make it public on a MySpace blog, gorge herself at McDonald's, and then start the cycle again from the very beginning after she gains 5 pounds. However, at some point during the second or third cycle, she will invite you to meet with her and her attractive friend (you'll get some pictures). Now, you may be tempted to go meet this attractive girl, but know this: her attractive friend has a boyfriend who does and deals drugs. It's alright, she'll cheat on him -no problem. But she'll have tattoos all over her tits and shit and I just don't think that's your type of girl.[/p][/quote:2b5ezj8k]

You speak as if this has happened to you. I do not doubt it.

Also, KP clearly stands for Kim Possible. Grant has a Disney animated girlfriend.

Unread post by **Dan** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:33 pm

Strange, did you send a reply? Also KP could stand for kiddy porn.....which would explain the toys.

Unread post by **Eric** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:30 am

I just tuned to drop C. It's pretty boss. I'm surprised my strings kept any tension. I still need to try drop A though.

btw, drop C is C-G-C-F-a-d

Unread post by **Jayson** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:02 pm

I just made it crazy and it was sweet.

Unread post by **WAD** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:08 am

Yeah I did that the other day, and I think my sister walked by and said what is happening to your computer?

Google should do that for their search engine, and world domination would probably theirs

Unread post by **grant** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:37 pm

Good deal Prey for only $4.95!
[url:2p1sta0n]http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php ... ws&id=1509[/url:2p1sta0n]

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:10 pm

So I was just looking at something and they claimed that if you take one of those spray compressed air dusters and then some glad ware and poke a hole in it. Then you put a beverage inside it will chill it in 20 seconds. I really want to try this now.

Danny this is right up your road, in chilling a beer at will.

Unread post by **grant** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:29 am

I'm pretty sure I told Eric about this robit.

0:36 in is crazy!

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:11 pm

You did, and that is amazing.

Unread post by **Dan** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:11 pm

It didnt seem very interesting at first but when the guy kicked it and it balanced itself.....that was fucking awesome.

Unread post by **Eric** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:47 am

This is what I was talking about yesterday, Grant.

Unread post by **grant** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:36 pm

Explanation of the above video.
[url:224cladg]http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/zune ... soft-zune/[/url:224cladg]
[url:224cladg]http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/17/what ... e-tattoos/[/url:224cladg]

Unread post by **grant** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:49 pm

[b:1ndqdd7r]Internet shit.[/b:1ndqdd7r]

[url:1ndqdd7r]http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/menthol.asp[/url:1ndqdd7r]

Menthol cigarettes were created to wipe out blacks.

[url:1ndqdd7r]http://www.lawforkids.com[/url:1ndqdd7r]

Arizona law explained through crappy comics.

[url:1ndqdd7r]http://carstuckgirls.com/[/url:1ndqdd7r]

One of the developers of [url=http://steampowered.com/v/index.php?are ... S:1ndqdd7r]Portal[/url:1ndqdd7r] uploaded a buch of previews to his account on [url=http://youtube.com/user/SupaPersonGuy:1ndqdd7r]Youtube[/url:1ndqdd7r]. Hilarious.

That's all for today.

Unread post by **WAD** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:45 pm

With this push by facebook to use there chat system, Grant you should make "Vinyl Chat" "Because you can only scratch on CH2CH"

bad idea

I know

I Just felt like writing something on here

Unread post by **Dan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:58 am

Wade I didnt much enjoy the facebook message you sent to me. Something about me liking the cock I think. Haha. Have you drank any Honey Moon yet this "summer"?

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am

No I have not. Although I did have some "Fat Tire" the other day which is Good stuff

Unread post by **Eric** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:05 pm

This thread is full of fail and AIDS.

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:48 pm

Eric+Fail=Aids

Unread post by **grant** » Sun May 04, 2008 11:22 pm

Found the video of Teddybears (or some relation to them) on Letterman last week.
[url:uulp6exa]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiXnstxTG_Y[/url:uulp6exa]

Unread post by **Eric** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:49 pm

[quote:ckz8xviv][u:ckz8xviv]Quote by: WAD[/u:ckz8xviv][p]Eric+Fail=Aids
[/p][/quote:ckz8xviv]

True - every time I get a test question wrong on my finals, another African child dies of AIDS. That's how powerful I am.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:41 pm

Is anyone working at Wells this summer?

Unread post by **WAD** » Thu May 08, 2008 12:50 am

I am not as far as I know, and I believe Grant and Eric and staying in Iowa City

P.S. Dan would be to lazy to work there

Unread post by **grant** » Thu May 08, 2008 1:09 am

[quote:32pp1pe2][u:32pp1pe2]Quote by: Jayson[/u:32pp1pe2][p]Is anyone working at Wells this summer?[/p][/quote:32pp1pe2]

Nope they went out of business.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:41 pm

Deans Foods then, good friend.

Unread post by **WAD** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:01 pm

Well actually Dean just owns and operates the milk plant, the Ice Cream plants are still owned by Wells. Jayson you needed to clarify your question, this is because some of my duties were taking samples from the milk plant last year.

Who is the Badass now??????

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:37 pm

Unread post by **grant** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:19 pm

[quote:3sb2fprg][u:3sb2fprg]Quote by: Jayson[/u:3sb2fprg][p]Deans Foods then, jackass.[/p][/quote:3sb2fprg]

I actually meant your question was flawed, you should have asked if any of [b:3sb2fprg][i:3sb2fprg][u:3sb2fprg]us[/u:3sb2fprg][/i:3sb2fprg][/b:3sb2fprg] were working there.

Answer is no.

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