I like peanuts. However, I like cashews better. Why don't they come out with cashew butter? Someone should cash in on this brilliant idea, but I wouldn't know where to start.
This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Elaine and Jerry go to a party and Elaine is talking to some black dude who is talking about peanuts and cashews, and she is very uninterested in his conversation topic.